These are real inventions:

For parents with cruel intentions:

"Dad Saddle"
--I can't figure out the age of this child in the saddle.


"Baby Cage"


"Cry No More"
"Bulletproof Buttocks"
--This one I like purely for the anatomically correct illustration.

"Travel Relief"

--Don't worry, the guy in the car next to you with his pants pulled down isn't a perv, he's just going to the bathroom.

"Bag Man"

--I can't even....

These next two inventions are for those of us who struggle with golf and need an easy and fast alternative to the traditional approach:

"Golf Made Easy"

"Web of Intrigue"

Visit the Patently Absurb Archive for more incredible inventions. And if I've learned one thing...it's this: Absolutely Anyone can invent Anything and someone will give it a patent.

Saturday Night: In 3D

How do you kick off the month of December?  A 3D Christmas movie and a pair of really cool shades:

If I wanted to laugh forever...

I'd have a dinner party and invite two of my favorite people:

Oh the Holidays.

Hey Mom, I found some really neat ornaments for our Christmas tree this year:

Washington D.C.

I had the great pleasure and opportunity of joining one of my dearest friends, Allison, on a trip to Washington D.C.  We were fortunate enough to have another dear friend, Mallory, drive across from Ohio to meet up with us for a few days to enjoy the sights.  

I can't describe the amount of love and appreciation that filled my entire embodiment and soul as I walked the historic streets and museums. And so, rather than me writing gibberish, I'll show you through some pictures taken sporadically when I was focused and not in a stupor of complete awe (I ended up with very few-- unfortunately):

"America is a passionate idea or it is nothing.  America is a human brotherhood or it is chaos."  ~Max Lerner, Actions and Passions, 1949

Yes, I can draw you.

Having been an art student myself, I find this graph to be notably accurate:

Thank you Justin for this hilarious and correct find.

Great Commercial: