Thank you Nigerian terrorist for now requiring all airline passengers to remove any underwear before boarding.
I wish I could have had a talk with Nigerian terrorist before he boarded the plane, it would have gone something like this:
Me: "Hey Guy."
Nigerian Terrorist: "How's it going."
Me: "Can you believe this security..ridiculous."
N.T.: "Seriously, who are they kidding. Look at what I'm packing (shows me explosive underwear) Hahaha, they'll never know!"
Security: "You're good to go!"
Me: "Yeah..here's the thing, if you explode the plane then you die too."
N.T.: "What?! Not possible."
Me: "No it's true, you'd explode like everyone else."
N.T.: "It's because I'm black isn't it? That's racist."
Me: "I don't think you, as a terrorist, can pull the racist card in this situation."
N.T.: "You just called me a racist terrorist."
Security: "Ma'am we are going to have to ask you to get off the plane."
Security: "Yeah.. you called him a racist terrorist so.."
Me: "Can I take some complimentary pretzels to go?"
Security: "No, those are for first-class passengers only. You do however, have the option of choosing either this individually wrapped prune or an economy-sized bag of sesame seeds."
Me: "Are the sesame seeds toasted?"
Me: "I'll have the prune."
N.T.: "My personal favorite."