Luxury in the Sky

Romulus, Michigan (CNN) -- Part of an explosive device that failed to take down a plane last week was sewn into the underwear of the Nigerian man accused of igniting it, a law enforcement official told CNN Monday.

Thank you Nigerian terrorist for now requiring all airline passengers to remove any underwear before boarding. 

I wish I could have had a talk with Nigerian terrorist before he boarded the plane, it would have gone something like this:

Me: "Hey Guy."

Nigerian Terrorist: "How's it going."

Me: "Can you believe this security..ridiculous."

N.T.: "Seriously, who are they kidding.  Look at what I'm packing (shows me explosive underwear) Hahaha, they'll never know!"

Security: "You're good to go!"

Me: "Yeah..here's the thing, if you explode the plane then you die too."

N.T.: "What?! Not possible."

Me: "No it's true, you'd explode like everyone else."

N.T.: "It's because I'm black isn't it? That's racist."

Me: "I don't think you, as a terrorist, can pull the racist card in this situation."

N.T.: "You just called me a racist terrorist."

Security: "Ma'am we are going to have to ask you to get off the plane."

Me: "Why?"

Security: "Yeah.. you called him a racist terrorist so.."

Me: "Can I take some complimentary pretzels to go?"

Security: "No, those are for first-class passengers only. You do however, have the option of choosing either this individually wrapped prune or an economy-sized bag of sesame seeds."

Me: "Are the sesame seeds toasted?"

Security: "No."

Me: "I'll have the prune."

N.T.: "My personal favorite."