"Dad Saddle"
--I can't figure out the age of this child in the saddle.
"Baby Cage"
"Cry No More"
"Bulletproof Buttocks"
--This one I like purely for the anatomically correct illustration.
"Travel Relief" --Don't worry, the guy in the car next to you with his pants pulled down isn't a perv, he's just going to the bathroom.
"Bag Man"--I can't even....
These next two inventions are for those of us who struggle with golf and need an easy and fast alternative to the traditional approach:
"Golf Made Easy"
"Web of Intrigue"
Visit the Patently Absurb Archive for more incredible inventions. And if I've learned one thing...it's this: Absolutely Anyone can invent Anything and someone will give it a patent.
Visit the Patently Absurb Archive for more incredible inventions. And if I've learned one thing...it's this: Absolutely Anyone can invent Anything and someone will give it a patent.
7 comments:
I expect an invention out of you very soon. Something that shields something of some sort.
I'm speechless.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember when you inroduced me to this website. My life has been better ever since. I don't think I've ever even laughed at any of these, because I can't get past the shock. Jimmy about exploded when he looked through these.
These all make sense to me. I don't get what's so hilarious.
I'm not the only with a golf machine?
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