You can't force the fate, you just have to let it wash over you like a spray tan that won't take because your skin is too oily.

It's Thursday. Today I took a little trip to the Scottsdale Museum of Contemporary Art with my lovely cousin Katie and her darling children-- great exhibit and great company! It's wonderful having family nearby.

Phone call story of the year:

Earlier this week my roommate received a phone call, she answered it only to discover a stranger on the other end-- a man, sounded mid 20s and Black. She explains to him that he dialed the wrong number and they hang up. Only a moment later she receives a text from this guy and it says:

"I like the sound of your voice. Girl-- go on wit' ya bad self!"

I laughed myself to tears.

Also, these are some of the major headliners in the news this week:

• Teen survives Justin Bieber-inspired death threats
• Most of us think we're hotter than average, survey says
• Breast-enlarging ring tone?
• Dance your way into her heart. With science! Study identifies all the right moves: It's all in the right knee, neck, torso
• Shares of Spam & gas masks soar
• Are Heidi & Spencer bored with the USA?

Happy Thursday!